(vincitore della sezione Dis-Utopia del concorso N.A.S.F. 2)
I led colorati si muovono al ritmo della mia voce. Vuol dire che quest’aggeggio funziona, è già un inizio. Quando ascolterete la registrazione io avrò vinto e molti dei miei seguaci avranno imitato l’esempio. Ho cercato di dissuaderli, ma era troppo tardi.
Se non mi avete riconosciuto, io sono Edgar Johansson, e se ne dubitate, sono sicuro che i grandi tecnici del governo potranno confermare la mia identità. In effetti, questa è solo una traccia audio, ma loro sono dotati di tutte quelle stramberie… riescono ad abitare nello spazio, figuratevi se non sono capaci di stabilire l’autenticità of a voice. Anyway I have believed when I told only huge crap, it would be ironic if you did not now that I'm about to tell you the truth.
In recent months, many hypotheses have been written on because of my battle. I was considered the reincarnation of that mysterious druid of which, to be honest, I had never heard of, and even the prophet of a sect alien coming from the rings of Saturn.
The truth is quite different. That
Wednesday in May that some of you now love like it's Christmas again, I was only an employee of the Land, which, after a busy day, he wanted to enjoy the cup final. I had eaten little for the tension of the pre-game, and just minutes from kick-off, I would just spend the next two hours sitting on the couch by encouraging my team, insulting opponents and protesting against the referee's decisions.
Nothing more.
So when my wife dared to ask me to hurry up because we were late for treatment, that I've simply said
- I'm not coming. There is a final.
I did not know that no one had ever arrived late to the clinic, or skip a session was considered a criminal offense. Maybe, in fact, in some dusty recess of my memory, I could find some memories here, but not interested. Ultimately it was my bleak and meaningless life, and I just wanted to watch the game.
My wife tried to reason with me, but, at the height of his monologue, our center-forward slapped the inside with a powerful header. I jumped in the air shouting for joy, and only several minutes later I realized I was alone in the house.
I had no idea what would happen then.
A couple of days ago I reported that a small town in Europe devoted to the undersigned a square. At the center is a giant pedestal, they put a statue wrought iron that mimics the appearance in my size. If I remember correctly I was portrayed in the hands hold the ends of a broken chain. When I knew I did not know whether to laugh or cry. Would dovuto immortalarmi seduto su una poltrona con il telecomando in mano. Questo dovrebbe essere il ricordo che lascio ai posteri.
In più di un’occasione ho avuto la possibilità di confessare. Sarebbe stato facile. Avrei dovuto solo gridare la verità e farla finita con tutta quella messinscena, ma il mito che mi avete creato intorno mi piaceva molto di più rispetto a quello che avevo visto per tanti anni allo specchio. Ho pensato che non ci fosse nulla di male a fingere per qualche tempo. In fin dei conti nel mondo dello spettacolo non lo fanno sempre tutti? E dopo quel mercoledì mi ci hanno catapultato nello show-business. Quando poi ho compreso la gravità della situazione, Edgar Johansson era una figura troppo forte da battere, perfino per me.
They arrested me while I was preparing to take to the streets to celebrate the victory of the cup. Hell, I'm sorry if I have to laugh, but even considering that I left home dressed in a sweater or a scarf for my team and I came back wearing a robe guru, you can understand enough about the absurdity of the matter.
During initial questioning did not understand what I am accused. If I did not want to undergo treatment, in what was interested? I was agitated and confused, I shook my teeth, I could only respond with mumbled monosyllables.
Do not believe what the newspapers have reported in many articles about me. I have not behaved like a hard, nor I have not faced my accusers head-on. The police have not received anything from quell'interrogatorio just because I was not able to formulate any coherent concept. I was in a panic.
When they brought me in the cell are spent in front of the office of a detective. What he was doing there, a journalist only God knows. I kept saying "I just chose to watch the game!", But he heard what he wanted, and when he knew the reasons for my detention, he believed it was some sort of revolutionary.
The next day his newspaper headline in huge letters "I just chose."
Edgar Johansson became a very different person than I was, and while I slept in a hot cell, comfortable (I've never spent a single minute in that dirty hole described), thousands of people began to believe in me, and I have imitated.
I believed in the power of that short motto fill your head with high-sounding concepts as reason and free will. I spoke pretty words like freedom and revolution. In that room with solid bars have changed my skin, and, if you look at the bottom, I'm sure you can still find, perhaps hidden under the mattress, the clerk of the mask register that from that day I have not worn.
If you think that we have won something ... well, you're right. Fame is the greatest of drugs, and I've become employee within a week. All spoke of my arrest and I have ridden the wave. In fact, I made a lot more. I created more waves and I have grown a particular legend.
I talked to all of you on television or live, first in small theaters and then in huge stadiums. All this was not enough and then I gave birth to the Holy Church of choice. My most fanatical followers were re-priests, I created the EJ satellite channel TV, and I organized the great Rock For Choice, the largest concert ever.
I did not think about the consequences. In fact I believe that the government would stop me without letting me finish what it purports to want to do. So it was not. I I won and now with this confession, I'm making the figure of the fool.
How the heck did you imagine that there were so many misfits in this world?
Ok, ok, sorry. I let myself get angry. The fault is mine alone. You are the victims, you are the ones who have been cheated.
This deal will not log on forever, so it's best that limits me ramblings and focus on the story. I want to tell the process.
In that room there was so many people's court that oxygen was not enough for everyone. The air was tense, and that you could tell by watching the live show, but nobody can give an account of the stench of sweat that plagued the environment. Asphyxiant.
I was sure that the jury would have convicted. I would become a martyr for the movement. You would have cheered me even more, and I would have lived on the shoulders of the government, in a comfortable cell with free food and accommodation. A perfect plan.
But things, as you know, not been the case.
The jury ruled in my favor. The ruling has broken the law and the constitution, in unsettling the entire government. The political structure of the country has held up, but nothing has been more equal.
I've been thinking a lot about that case. To be honest I think we still, even here, in front of this microphone and these colored lights that continue to scroll left and right. I started questa registrazione con lo scopo di scusarmi. La somministrazione della proteina F9, più nota come FenIX, era un azione coercitiva del governo. L’operazione cui eravamo sottoposti ogni sei mesi, il Trattamento, come lo chiamano tutti, era obbligatorio, ma serviva alla nostra salute, ci faceva bene.
Diavolo, grazie a quella proteina potevamo vivere per sempre senza invecchiare!
Ora per merito della famigerata “Sentenza Johansson” migliaia di fanatici hanno smesso di farsi curare dal governo, accettando la morte e credendo di essere dei rivoluzionari. Ho pensato che tutte quelle vite si fossero spente soltanto per colpa mia. Vedendo le cose in questo modo, le scuse mi sembravano doverose.
Ora, però, credo di 've changed my mind.
telling the truth, reliving the whole crazy thing, I realized that I have cheated to be making you believe that I have never been and will never be, but for all the devils of hell, you've sentenced me to death!
You could not understand that my statements were not logical? What is the advantage in being able to choose not to live forever? From what we can liberate the death? You are morbidly
set with the concept of free will. Just someone who also appointed him only once, and let yourself be hypnotized without the possibility of awakening. You are always ready to help you cheat romantic idea of \u200b\u200bthe right to freedom.
Avete creato un caso mediatico, mi avete drogato con il successo e avete vinto il diritto di morire.
Proprio bravi! Vi ritenete soddisfatti, vero?
Ma andate a quel paese!
E non provate neanche a soltanto pensare che io avrei potuto confessare la verità. Mi avete incoronato vostro re. Quale uomo dotato d’intelligenza rinuncerebbe ad un dono di tal portata?
Vi odio tutti, vi disprezzo e se la mia morte è servita ad uccidere gran parte del vostro gregge, diavolo, sono contento di essere morto!
Tanti saluti dal vostro liberatore… e le catene spezzate ficcatevele su per il…
I led colorati si muovono al ritmo della mia voce. Vuol dire che quest’aggeggio funziona, è già un inizio. Quando ascolterete la registrazione io avrò vinto e molti dei miei seguaci avranno imitato l’esempio. Ho cercato di dissuaderli, ma era troppo tardi.
Se non mi avete riconosciuto, io sono Edgar Johansson, e se ne dubitate, sono sicuro che i grandi tecnici del governo potranno confermare la mia identità. In effetti, questa è solo una traccia audio, ma loro sono dotati di tutte quelle stramberie… riescono ad abitare nello spazio, figuratevi se non sono capaci di stabilire l’autenticità of a voice. Anyway I have believed when I told only huge crap, it would be ironic if you did not now that I'm about to tell you the truth.
In recent months, many hypotheses have been written on because of my battle. I was considered the reincarnation of that mysterious druid of which, to be honest, I had never heard of, and even the prophet of a sect alien coming from the rings of Saturn.
The truth is quite different. That
Wednesday in May that some of you now love like it's Christmas again, I was only an employee of the Land, which, after a busy day, he wanted to enjoy the cup final. I had eaten little for the tension of the pre-game, and just minutes from kick-off, I would just spend the next two hours sitting on the couch by encouraging my team, insulting opponents and protesting against the referee's decisions.
Nothing more.
So when my wife dared to ask me to hurry up because we were late for treatment, that I've simply said
- I'm not coming. There is a final.
I did not know that no one had ever arrived late to the clinic, or skip a session was considered a criminal offense. Maybe, in fact, in some dusty recess of my memory, I could find some memories here, but not interested. Ultimately it was my bleak and meaningless life, and I just wanted to watch the game.
My wife tried to reason with me, but, at the height of his monologue, our center-forward slapped the inside with a powerful header. I jumped in the air shouting for joy, and only several minutes later I realized I was alone in the house.
I had no idea what would happen then.
A couple of days ago I reported that a small town in Europe devoted to the undersigned a square. At the center is a giant pedestal, they put a statue wrought iron that mimics the appearance in my size. If I remember correctly I was portrayed in the hands hold the ends of a broken chain. When I knew I did not know whether to laugh or cry. Would dovuto immortalarmi seduto su una poltrona con il telecomando in mano. Questo dovrebbe essere il ricordo che lascio ai posteri.
In più di un’occasione ho avuto la possibilità di confessare. Sarebbe stato facile. Avrei dovuto solo gridare la verità e farla finita con tutta quella messinscena, ma il mito che mi avete creato intorno mi piaceva molto di più rispetto a quello che avevo visto per tanti anni allo specchio. Ho pensato che non ci fosse nulla di male a fingere per qualche tempo. In fin dei conti nel mondo dello spettacolo non lo fanno sempre tutti? E dopo quel mercoledì mi ci hanno catapultato nello show-business. Quando poi ho compreso la gravità della situazione, Edgar Johansson era una figura troppo forte da battere, perfino per me.
They arrested me while I was preparing to take to the streets to celebrate the victory of the cup. Hell, I'm sorry if I have to laugh, but even considering that I left home dressed in a sweater or a scarf for my team and I came back wearing a robe guru, you can understand enough about the absurdity of the matter.
During initial questioning did not understand what I am accused. If I did not want to undergo treatment, in what was interested? I was agitated and confused, I shook my teeth, I could only respond with mumbled monosyllables.
Do not believe what the newspapers have reported in many articles about me. I have not behaved like a hard, nor I have not faced my accusers head-on. The police have not received anything from quell'interrogatorio just because I was not able to formulate any coherent concept. I was in a panic.
When they brought me in the cell are spent in front of the office of a detective. What he was doing there, a journalist only God knows. I kept saying "I just chose to watch the game!", But he heard what he wanted, and when he knew the reasons for my detention, he believed it was some sort of revolutionary.
The next day his newspaper headline in huge letters "I just chose."
Edgar Johansson became a very different person than I was, and while I slept in a hot cell, comfortable (I've never spent a single minute in that dirty hole described), thousands of people began to believe in me, and I have imitated.
I believed in the power of that short motto fill your head with high-sounding concepts as reason and free will. I spoke pretty words like freedom and revolution. In that room with solid bars have changed my skin, and, if you look at the bottom, I'm sure you can still find, perhaps hidden under the mattress, the clerk of the mask register that from that day I have not worn.
If you think that we have won something ... well, you're right. Fame is the greatest of drugs, and I've become employee within a week. All spoke of my arrest and I have ridden the wave. In fact, I made a lot more. I created more waves and I have grown a particular legend.
I talked to all of you on television or live, first in small theaters and then in huge stadiums. All this was not enough and then I gave birth to the Holy Church of choice. My most fanatical followers were re-priests, I created the EJ satellite channel TV, and I organized the great Rock For Choice, the largest concert ever.
I did not think about the consequences. In fact I believe that the government would stop me without letting me finish what it purports to want to do. So it was not. I I won and now with this confession, I'm making the figure of the fool.
How the heck did you imagine that there were so many misfits in this world?
Ok, ok, sorry. I let myself get angry. The fault is mine alone. You are the victims, you are the ones who have been cheated.
This deal will not log on forever, so it's best that limits me ramblings and focus on the story. I want to tell the process.
In that room there was so many people's court that oxygen was not enough for everyone. The air was tense, and that you could tell by watching the live show, but nobody can give an account of the stench of sweat that plagued the environment. Asphyxiant.
I was sure that the jury would have convicted. I would become a martyr for the movement. You would have cheered me even more, and I would have lived on the shoulders of the government, in a comfortable cell with free food and accommodation. A perfect plan.
But things, as you know, not been the case.
The jury ruled in my favor. The ruling has broken the law and the constitution, in unsettling the entire government. The political structure of the country has held up, but nothing has been more equal.
I've been thinking a lot about that case. To be honest I think we still, even here, in front of this microphone and these colored lights that continue to scroll left and right. I started questa registrazione con lo scopo di scusarmi. La somministrazione della proteina F9, più nota come FenIX, era un azione coercitiva del governo. L’operazione cui eravamo sottoposti ogni sei mesi, il Trattamento, come lo chiamano tutti, era obbligatorio, ma serviva alla nostra salute, ci faceva bene.
Diavolo, grazie a quella proteina potevamo vivere per sempre senza invecchiare!
Ora per merito della famigerata “Sentenza Johansson” migliaia di fanatici hanno smesso di farsi curare dal governo, accettando la morte e credendo di essere dei rivoluzionari. Ho pensato che tutte quelle vite si fossero spente soltanto per colpa mia. Vedendo le cose in questo modo, le scuse mi sembravano doverose.
Ora, però, credo di 've changed my mind.
telling the truth, reliving the whole crazy thing, I realized that I have cheated to be making you believe that I have never been and will never be, but for all the devils of hell, you've sentenced me to death!
You could not understand that my statements were not logical? What is the advantage in being able to choose not to live forever? From what we can liberate the death? You are morbidly
set with the concept of free will. Just someone who also appointed him only once, and let yourself be hypnotized without the possibility of awakening. You are always ready to help you cheat romantic idea of \u200b\u200bthe right to freedom.
Avete creato un caso mediatico, mi avete drogato con il successo e avete vinto il diritto di morire.
Proprio bravi! Vi ritenete soddisfatti, vero?
Ma andate a quel paese!
E non provate neanche a soltanto pensare che io avrei potuto confessare la verità. Mi avete incoronato vostro re. Quale uomo dotato d’intelligenza rinuncerebbe ad un dono di tal portata?
Vi odio tutti, vi disprezzo e se la mia morte è servita ad uccidere gran parte del vostro gregge, diavolo, sono contento di essere morto!
Tanti saluti dal vostro liberatore… e le catene spezzate ficcatevele su per il…
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